You're Awesome*

This entry goes to one of my dearest friend.
These are the things I discovered after years of friendship.**

01.He is a late-night kidnapper and never asks for ransom.
02.He doesn't want to step on burial ground.
03.He is scared of hospitals, I strongly believe.
04.He is a one-day millionaire.
05.He eats a lot and denies it.
06.He is now a full-grown alcoholic.
07.He was bulimic. Yes, he was, so he said.
08.It takes 12 different versions of Papparazi before he exits the bathroom.
09.He can tell you his sex story in colored, which I really don't like hearing.
10.He had a one-week relationship with someone, which his friend, Jen, left unmoved.
11.I heard a lot of flirts he had but I haven't met any.
12.He always has a theme for every birthday he is having but none of it pursued.
13.He's favorite food is none.
14.He doesn't like beer like too much munching of appetizers won't make him fat. Duh?
15.His allowance is way bigger than a regular paying job.
16.He shopped for Gladiator sandals.. at the ladies' section. Whattup?!
17.My father's co-worker thought he was a girl at our Retro Party.
18.His waistline before was twice his age now.
19.I kidnapped him once, he paid for the whole crime.
20.You'll know it's him 2 miles aways by his laugh.
21.Now, his definition of feel-good movies are Silent Hill, Unborn, and the like.
22.We accidentally cut off SpongeBob Squarepants' legs, yes, both.
24.You can distinguish he's bitching someone by his' stare.
25.He finishes off our dinner whenever he is at our house.
26.He doesn't care if you yawn a lot in front of him as long as he still has a story to tell.
27.He will bug you at late night cramming for his presentation the next day.
28.He never ran out of jokes and stories.
29.He chooses people sometimes.
30.He is mean to others, always. With others, I mean me, and everyone else.
31.He still doesn't change his E-mail address. Move on and grow up.
32.He was once thrown in the pool with casual clothes on.
33.He accidentally touched someone's vajayjay.
34.His face felt someone's boobs. Nice.
35.My former co-worker had a crush on him.
36.He loses money, sometimes. And mobile phone, too.
37.He has an under-construction blog site. Who's to blame? Me.
38.I sleep when he starts to watch movies like Bride Wars, Shopaholic, etc.
39.He is scared of cockroaches.
40.He can't kill a spider for someone.
41.He scared his room-mate Madel a lot.
42.He has so many plans then suddenly it will not happen all, but law school.
43.He has friends from all walks of life. I'm at the Elite category. LOL
44.He was a commandant. Go ahead, laugh!
45.He makes everyone laugh.
46.He listens well. Sometimes, he acts like he is but he's thinking of something.
47.His right arm is my punching bag whilst his driving. He doesn't like it but who cares?
48.I can't wait to see him in his brother's wedding.
49.He always has someone to blame and acts innocent. LOL.
50.He metamorphose.(See Picture)

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. You're not getting older, you're getting better. Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Hoping that your day will be as awesome as I am. Happy Birthday,  Monsiuer Rex.

*Well, i'm giving you this day to be awesome. Tomorrow, it's me again.
** 23. His age.

True Story.

Téléréalité

Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother watches even more reality TV than I do!

Here's his reality signoff speech:

You are the weakest link, goodbye [The Weakest Link].
Punchy, the tribe has spoken [Survivor].
Please pack up your knives and go [Top Chef].
Your work of art didn't work for us [Work of Art].
Your time's up [Flavor of Love].
I have to ask you to leave the mansion [Beauty and the Geek].
You must leave the chateau [Joe Millionaire].
Your tour ends here [Rock of Love].
You've been chopped [Chopped].
You've been evicted from the Big Brother house [Big Brother].
Your dessert just didn't measure up [Top Chef: Just Desserts].
Sashay away [Ru Paul's Drag Race].
Give me your jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen [Hell's Kitchen].
I'm sorry, you did not get a rose [The Bachelor].
You have been eliminated from the race [The Amazing Race].
You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model [ANTM].
You're fired [The Apprentice].
Auf Wiedersehen [Project Runway].

Watch HIMYM, Season 6 Episode 9 on Monday, 8PM, on ETC to see/hear what I'm talking about.

Une Histoire Vraie.

Really?

Click --> Photo of me taking a sh*t.

Wiz or Vamp?

Do you ever want to be a wizard like Harry Potter or you just adore him like every High School girls out there? Do you want to own a wand and think you’re fairy godmother? Do you want to learn to cast magical spells like Avada Kedavra (a killing spell), Crucio (Excruciating Curse), and the most used spell, Expelliarmus, and think you’re so powerful and tough? Do you ever want to be that kind of boy, who grew up so fast if you watch the movie continuously? You invented your version of Quidditch and didn’t mention Voldemort to your playmates and use “He who must not be named”. You own John Lennon eyeglasses. When asked about your school, you say you go to Griffindor. Do you want to be a normal boy who’s qualities most people admire? I actually watched all of the Harry Potter movies but I’m not a big fan of it that I have to make it my desktop wallpaper or make a scrapbook of memorabilia. I like the movie for its effects and script. And, if Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid.

On the other hand, there’s Edward from Twilight. Do you want to be a vampire? Do you want to possess superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, and be inhumanly beautiful? Do you want to read other people’s mind? Do you want to be mysterious? Do you adore his lean but muscular body? Do you want to have a body like that? Do you ever want to have ice-cold pale skin like a polar bear?  Do you now own golden brown contact lenses? You now believe that modern vampires can go out in the sun. Do you love Edward that you own collectibles of him? When asked about your age, you answer 17 for quite a while. Do you really like to be a vampire that you choose not to sleep for a week? Well, me, No! I’m not a big fan of it too, but I watched all three at the movie house. Look, Edward is a vampire, and like any other vampires, his heart cannot beat or pump, he doesn’t have blood in his veins ergo he can’t have an erection. Do I want that? Do you? I liked the movie but it didn’t come to the point that I have bite someone’s neck and pretend I drink blood. I like the movie for its love story.

Anyway, it doesn't matter how ripped, big, mysterious or mean you can make yourself look. No one can look badass waving a wand or glistening in the sun.

Agave Contact Solutions

I miss Agave Mexican Cantina.

Let's do it again, people.

So, to heal my craving, I made my own version, from tortilla to the garlic sauce.

Here, drool and enjoy.

True Story.

Dutdutan

Salute, again, to my friend, Dawn.

Angas mo! Inom na ulit!

Dawn Marie Agudo - Dutdutan 2010

True Story.

None taken

Why do people say "No offense." after they offended someone? and the usual response is, "None taken." or "Ok lang, Ano ka ba?"

For me, next time I encounter such.

I'll reply with, "No! I'm hurt!"

Then, the person will answer, "Oh, I'm sorry."

I'll respond again with, "It's alright, Apology accepted."

With that, s/he will know that I was hurt.
Actually, I just want to make a conversation.


This will be a true story.

Bow Ties.

 It is ONLY alright to wear one if: 

1. You are a girl

2. Nothing but it.

(Suspender is just an option.)

True Story.

Mayer - October - Awesome (MOA)

At JM's concert with Lace and Dave.

Juan Mayer.

Few People.

Couple of Songs.

Many Salutes.

These are some lyrics of the few songs of John Mayer I like..

"... and as her clothes spun, we spooned, and I knew I was through when I said "I love you"..." City Love

"... so broken in she's perfect, so flawless or so they say, say..." Comfortable

"... though we both know that the worst part about it, is I would be free when you wanted me..." Man On The Side

"...Thanks for playing, try again. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking..." My Stupid Mouth

"... I couldn't find, a friend around to love me like, they do right now..." Something's Missing




..which he didn't sing, btw. Damn. I think he didn't get the chance to perform it because he gave way for Arnel Pineda's, Don't Stop Believing. Sucks.

5 Stars for John Mayer, band and the instruments.

4 Stars for the few people who came. 

3 Stars for the whole production.

2 Stars for the light rain.

1 Star on stage.

Vultures
No Such Thing
Perfectly Lonely
Ain't No Sunshine (Bill Withers Cover)
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
Waiting for the World to Change
Stop this Train
Your Body is a Wonderland
Who Says
Heartbreak Warfare
Gravity
Do You Know Me
Why Georgia
Half of my Heart / Don't Stop Believin'

 Edge of Desire

True Story.

Stomach full.

At 2 o'clock in the morning, I was talking with my friends from my The Friday's Group. We were chatting at dear friend's page about eating or ordering at McDonald's. After so many alternating comments, only one of us enjoyed and munched his food. Damn!

I was really craving for anything at McDo, but I ended up eating something far more tasty than BigMac. I ate two. Look and drool.

Dig in!

And, I am still craving for a BigMac, I'll order tomorrow after church.

Ladies, Princesses

Do you want to spend your life happily ever after with Prince Charming? Do you want to live in a fairy tale?

Let's look at Cinderella. Cinderella was a servant for her own stepmother. She attended a ball, with a fabulous ball gown, pimped ride and a pair of gorgeous glass slippers. The catch is she had to go home at midnight. When she needed to go home, she accidentally left the other pair. Many believed that it was an accident, but I believed that she removed that on purpose, she's a bitch. Then the next day, Prince Charming looked for her holding a glass slipper. If it's really love, you'll feel it. You'll feel connection. And oh, boy! Is she the only one with that size? Yet, they fell in love, lived in a castle happily ever after.

Then there is Snow White, the sweet, innocent-looking girl. Is she really starving that she had to eat the apple? Why didn't she just eat the dwarfs? They're tasty and they're seven. She ate the apple, slept. Seven dwarfs tried to wake her up but nothing happened. Of course, duh, its hard to wake someone if she’s really awake. Then her knight in shining armor came and kissed her. This guy really knew what he had to do. If the dwarves were never there, Snow White will make out and love with him in the woods. She’s awake the whole time. Lived happily ever after with his prince.

Here's another Disney Princess, Aurora, also known as Sleeping Beauty. She's cursed by a witch to be the opposite of insomniac. After years of sleeping, her Prince Charming and kissed her good morning. I just wished that it happens in today's era; you kiss a girl and live happily ever after. Yes, just a kiss, you'll skip the, Hi-Hello-Can-we-go-out? part. 

Princesses,

I know everyone of you wants to live in a fairy tale, where flowers bloom everyday in your garden and butterflies roam around in it. You all want to meet skilled Prince Charming who knows anything you could think of, ride a horse, fencing, lead a town, etc. He'll make love to you whenever.  And if you really like to be with Prince Charming, you have to be a Muslim because I guess you'll be living happily ever after with Cinderella, Snow White, and Aurora. I have no idea if he's with Rapunzel and Ariel.

A piece of advice, you can go out with Aladdin, at least he only has Jasmine – not sure. You can also try it with Beast, that I'm sure, he only has Belle.

Comfortable

There’s this man at a grocery, pushing a shopping cart when ex-flame jumped in it. It’s hilarious, it’s fun, and it crashed. Manager went down and asked them to leave. He still has the clear idea of what happened, but what he can’t remember is what went wrong with the two of them, last September. Though he’s pretty aware of what really happens

They were so in-love and comfortable with the company – and now, it’s not. The man is now hooking with someone he’s still getting to know. But his friends really approved her. One said, “She’s gonna be good for you.” And there were high fives everywhere. New girl is religious that she had to stop him from using foul languages. She’s the life of the party and artsy; you could distinguish it miles away. This new girl is so perfect, so flawless or as his friends say. She thought faking her smile and the happiness will really make him relieve. She did it only in front of his friends, of course. She didn’t know he knew about the faking. New girl is so perfect, so flawless but he’s not impressed, he’s not into her, he still wanted ex-flame back. He still wanted ex-flame in sweatpants and no make-up. That’s what’s perfect for him.

John Mayer.

Digitel.

48kps – 50kbps since day one. Wtf? Are we on dial-up? We subscribed for a 1.5Mbps plan and that’s what we get? Here are the few steps I did that didn’t work except for the last step.

First, call Digitel Antipolo, report the problem.

Second, call the Hotline which will put you on hold, for..ever.

Third, redial, report it again.

Fourth, call Digitel Antipolo, again, report it again. Now, they’ll transfer you to the contractor.

Fifth, call the contractors, report the problem.

Sixth,

Last, use Globe Tattoo Broadband.

F*ck you, Digitel! In a world right now where everything’s changing, at least you’re not. You were not that gorgeous the day we first met. You’re still as ugly and as slow as today.

Oh, I stand corrected. You changed from 48kbps down to 0kbps.
Thanks, Globe! 

True Story. 

Zero-balance? Nah!

Saving money for something is critical.

8:00PM (092410)
 Last night, I was at home when I messaged a dear friend. He was at Gateway, so I went there to meet him. Little did I know that it would be the start of my spending spree. We met at Fully Booked. Lighted cigarettes and leave.

9:20PM (092410)
We grabbed a cab and flew to Eastwood. We'll bbe meeting another dear friends and his friends at Pancake House for dinner. After the meal, we changed location, so far, not really, at Lobby. I'm controlling myself to have 2 Pale Pilsen but I ended up having 4. Got a free bucket from other group. Awesome!

2:350AM (092510)
Dear friend and I left Lobby and grab another cab and flew to Starbucks.. where? in Ortigas. Whaddup?? We met two friends again and had an eye-opening discussion. Well not for me, but for dear friend.

3:15AM (092510)
Left Starbucks and walked for another pig-out session. Cheap tasty foods. Ate 3 grilled intestines, a shawarma, a slice of Sbarro Pizza, and one Mango shake from Fruitas please. And oh, before I forget, dear friend had a to-go Onion Rings from Burgoos. Stomach full.

4:45AM (092510)
Went home, not my home but dear riends and the 2 friends. Cleaned ourselves before going to sleep. We all woke up at 1PM.

4:10PM (092510)
Left the unit to grab some coffee or breakfast, lunch, brunch or snack. Whatever the case might be. We met another dear friend and her girlfriend at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf at Boni High for some talking. After the coffee shop, we met 2 friends at TGIFridays. Nice, let's save money. I ended up ordering Clubhouse Chicken Sandwich. Another filled stomach. Jason Abalos was right behind us. (Last sentence not necessary.)

7:45PM (092510)
Before going home, dear friend needed clothes for his party tonight. After shopping and more shopping, we decided to go home. Rode an FX at Market! Market!.

8:50PM (092510)
Antipoloooooo! Bought canapés for my cousin's birthday. Went home and party started. Nice. Beers! Beers! Beers! Beer belly damn it!!

T'was a very tiring day but I can still stand, you know why? Because awesome people do that.
It was an expensive two-night party! party! for me but still me gonna see John Mayer this Friday.
High Five!!

True Story.

24th of September. From now on, I only have 30 days of letting myself starve until I get my old me.
I'll be flying somewhere with friends within a month. Yes, I'm a bum. Bums do have the right to party and meet other people somewhere far from the yard.
Okay, As I've decided to be an anorexic and a bulimic at my own will, my mother cooked Spaghetti for brunch, and Sinigang na baboy for the actual lunch. Considerations needed.
Since, I don't eat my lunch, feel free to eat my share, guys.

I have nothing to do, today, but to watch How I Met Your Mother Season 1. I haven't watched the first season, but I'm already done with the following seasons.
As the sitcom's tagline says, "A love story in reverse." Well, I thought of viewing it from the last season to the pilot season.
How's that? Am hooked at the series that I thought of that. What up? Watch it. It's more like FRIENDS.

Aside from watching HIMYM last night, which is so hilarious. An enhanced photograph of a friend really made me laughed my ass out.
Well, if you new her and see the photo, I'll bet a 100 if you'll not laugh. But I have to ask you few questions first before the deal. Nice!

Happy Birthday, Shariff!

True Story.

Deprivation.

We lacked telephone for a year and a half. As well as our Desktop. So now, when we got the chance to have these two. I mean we got two telephones now at my desk!! Hooray! One for MagicJack and another for local calls. Oye. Desktop was used to unlock the Motorola Razr v3x given by JV Pineda. I really missed the landline so I used it to call Digitel and ask "Why my Internet connections so slow?" Cliché. Used for ordering dinner last night. Used for ordering lunch at Jollibee. Light bulb, then again, lights! Why can't I apply as my Mom's assistant since she's lazy making dinner and ordering via the phone? In that case, I'll be holding our finances, if we have. That would be Awesome! I'll ask Dad about that. I'll keep you posted, people.

Funny, the day before today, the phone rang, Ate Donna answered, "Hello? Hello?" Donna shouted, "HELLO!!!!" The phone rang again. T'was the other phone. We laughed.

True Story.

In the beginning.

Well, last night, as I was masticating my Supreme Cheeseburger pizza from of course, Pizza hut,  oh bitidubs, I almost consumed the whole box, which I didn't as I mentioned, why? because I munched half the box of Cinnamon sticks served with sugar-dipping sauce. Orgasmic. Oh, going back, it just hit me. A light bulb lights, and conscience from Tide came out and said, "Go create a blog!" I replied, "Yes! This will be my first post!"

I know what you're thinking. "Groundbreaking for a  lead post!" I know, right? I'm awesome, mates!

And if you drooled with pizza and cinnamon sticks, call 911-11-11, They have this promo of 2 family pan pizzas for Php499. How's that? Cinnamon sticks at Php49. Order now!

True Story.