Do you ever want to be a wizard like Harry Potter or you just adore him like every High School girls out there? Do you want to own a wand and think you’re fairy godmother? Do you want to learn to cast magical spells like Avada Kedavra (a killing spell), Crucio (Excruciating Curse), and the most used spell, Expelliarmus, and think you’re so powerful and tough? Do you ever want to be that kind of boy, who grew up so fast if you watch the movie continuously? You invented your version of Quidditch and didn’t mention Voldemort to your playmates and use “He who must not be named”. You own John Lennon eyeglasses. When asked about your school, you say you go to Griffindor. Do you want to be a normal boy who’s qualities most people admire? I actually watched all of the Harry Potter movies but I’m not a big fan of it that I have to make it my desktop wallpaper or make a scrapbook of memorabilia. I like the movie for its effects and script. And, if Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid.
On the other hand, there’s Edward from Twilight. Do you want to be a vampire? Do you want to possess superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, and be inhumanly beautiful? Do you want to read other people’s mind? Do you want to be mysterious? Do you adore his lean but muscular body? Do you want to have a body like that? Do you ever want to have ice-cold pale skin like a polar bear? Do you now own golden brown contact lenses? You now believe that modern vampires can go out in the sun. Do you love Edward that you own collectibles of him? When asked about your age, you answer 17 for quite a while. Do you really like to be a vampire that you choose not to sleep for a week? Well, me, No! I’m not a big fan of it too, but I watched all three at the movie house. Look, Edward is a vampire, and like any other vampires, his heart cannot beat or pump, he doesn’t have blood in his veins ergo he can’t have an erection. Do I want that? Do you? I liked the movie but it didn’t come to the point that I have bite someone’s neck and pretend I drink blood. I like the movie for its love story.
Anyway, it doesn't matter how ripped, big, mysterious or mean you can make yourself look. No one can look badass waving a wand or glistening in the sun.
