You're Awesome*

This entry goes to one of my dearest friend.
These are the things I discovered after years of friendship.**

01.He is a late-night kidnapper and never asks for ransom.
02.He doesn't want to step on burial ground.
03.He is scared of hospitals, I strongly believe.
04.He is a one-day millionaire.
05.He eats a lot and denies it.
06.He is now a full-grown alcoholic.
07.He was bulimic. Yes, he was, so he said.
08.It takes 12 different versions of Papparazi before he exits the bathroom.
09.He can tell you his sex story in colored, which I really don't like hearing.
10.He had a one-week relationship with someone, which his friend, Jen, left unmoved.
11.I heard a lot of flirts he had but I haven't met any.
12.He always has a theme for every birthday he is having but none of it pursued.
13.He's favorite food is none.
14.He doesn't like beer like too much munching of appetizers won't make him fat. Duh?
15.His allowance is way bigger than a regular paying job.
16.He shopped for Gladiator sandals.. at the ladies' section. Whattup?!
17.My father's co-worker thought he was a girl at our Retro Party.
18.His waistline before was twice his age now.
19.I kidnapped him once, he paid for the whole crime.
20.You'll know it's him 2 miles aways by his laugh.
21.Now, his definition of feel-good movies are Silent Hill, Unborn, and the like.
22.We accidentally cut off SpongeBob Squarepants' legs, yes, both.
24.You can distinguish he's bitching someone by his' stare.
25.He finishes off our dinner whenever he is at our house.
26.He doesn't care if you yawn a lot in front of him as long as he still has a story to tell.
27.He will bug you at late night cramming for his presentation the next day.
28.He never ran out of jokes and stories.
29.He chooses people sometimes.
30.He is mean to others, always. With others, I mean me, and everyone else.
31.He still doesn't change his E-mail address. Move on and grow up.
32.He was once thrown in the pool with casual clothes on.
33.He accidentally touched someone's vajayjay.
34.His face felt someone's boobs. Nice.
35.My former co-worker had a crush on him.
36.He loses money, sometimes. And mobile phone, too.
37.He has an under-construction blog site. Who's to blame? Me.
38.I sleep when he starts to watch movies like Bride Wars, Shopaholic, etc.
39.He is scared of cockroaches.
40.He can't kill a spider for someone.
41.He scared his room-mate Madel a lot.
42.He has so many plans then suddenly it will not happen all, but law school.
43.He has friends from all walks of life. I'm at the Elite category. LOL
44.He was a commandant. Go ahead, laugh!
45.He makes everyone laugh.
46.He listens well. Sometimes, he acts like he is but he's thinking of something.
47.His right arm is my punching bag whilst his driving. He doesn't like it but who cares?
48.I can't wait to see him in his brother's wedding.
49.He always has someone to blame and acts innocent. LOL.
50.He metamorphose.(See Picture)

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. You're not getting older, you're getting better. Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Hoping that your day will be as awesome as I am. Happy Birthday,  Monsiuer Rex.

*Well, i'm giving you this day to be awesome. Tomorrow, it's me again.
** 23. His age.

True Story.

Téléréalité

Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother watches even more reality TV than I do!

Here's his reality signoff speech:

You are the weakest link, goodbye [The Weakest Link].
Punchy, the tribe has spoken [Survivor].
Please pack up your knives and go [Top Chef].
Your work of art didn't work for us [Work of Art].
Your time's up [Flavor of Love].
I have to ask you to leave the mansion [Beauty and the Geek].
You must leave the chateau [Joe Millionaire].
Your tour ends here [Rock of Love].
You've been chopped [Chopped].
You've been evicted from the Big Brother house [Big Brother].
Your dessert just didn't measure up [Top Chef: Just Desserts].
Sashay away [Ru Paul's Drag Race].
Give me your jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen [Hell's Kitchen].
I'm sorry, you did not get a rose [The Bachelor].
You have been eliminated from the race [The Amazing Race].
You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model [ANTM].
You're fired [The Apprentice].
Auf Wiedersehen [Project Runway].

Watch HIMYM, Season 6 Episode 9 on Monday, 8PM, on ETC to see/hear what I'm talking about.

Une Histoire Vraie.