Digitel.

48kps – 50kbps since day one. Wtf? Are we on dial-up? We subscribed for a 1.5Mbps plan and that’s what we get? Here are the few steps I did that didn’t work except for the last step.

First, call Digitel Antipolo, report the problem.

Second, call the Hotline which will put you on hold, for..ever.

Third, redial, report it again.

Fourth, call Digitel Antipolo, again, report it again. Now, they’ll transfer you to the contractor.

Fifth, call the contractors, report the problem.

Sixth,

Last, use Globe Tattoo Broadband.

F*ck you, Digitel! In a world right now where everything’s changing, at least you’re not. You were not that gorgeous the day we first met. You’re still as ugly and as slow as today.

Oh, I stand corrected. You changed from 48kbps down to 0kbps.
Thanks, Globe! 

True Story.