Ladies, Princesses

Do you want to spend your life happily ever after with Prince Charming? Do you want to live in a fairy tale?

Let's look at Cinderella. Cinderella was a servant for her own stepmother. She attended a ball, with a fabulous ball gown, pimped ride and a pair of gorgeous glass slippers. The catch is she had to go home at midnight. When she needed to go home, she accidentally left the other pair. Many believed that it was an accident, but I believed that she removed that on purpose, she's a bitch. Then the next day, Prince Charming looked for her holding a glass slipper. If it's really love, you'll feel it. You'll feel connection. And oh, boy! Is she the only one with that size? Yet, they fell in love, lived in a castle happily ever after.

Then there is Snow White, the sweet, innocent-looking girl. Is she really starving that she had to eat the apple? Why didn't she just eat the dwarfs? They're tasty and they're seven. She ate the apple, slept. Seven dwarfs tried to wake her up but nothing happened. Of course, duh, its hard to wake someone if she’s really awake. Then her knight in shining armor came and kissed her. This guy really knew what he had to do. If the dwarves were never there, Snow White will make out and love with him in the woods. She’s awake the whole time. Lived happily ever after with his prince.

Here's another Disney Princess, Aurora, also known as Sleeping Beauty. She's cursed by a witch to be the opposite of insomniac. After years of sleeping, her Prince Charming and kissed her good morning. I just wished that it happens in today's era; you kiss a girl and live happily ever after. Yes, just a kiss, you'll skip the, Hi-Hello-Can-we-go-out? part. 

Princesses,

I know everyone of you wants to live in a fairy tale, where flowers bloom everyday in your garden and butterflies roam around in it. You all want to meet skilled Prince Charming who knows anything you could think of, ride a horse, fencing, lead a town, etc. He'll make love to you whenever.  And if you really like to be with Prince Charming, you have to be a Muslim because I guess you'll be living happily ever after with Cinderella, Snow White, and Aurora. I have no idea if he's with Rapunzel and Ariel.

A piece of advice, you can go out with Aladdin, at least he only has Jasmine – not sure. You can also try it with Beast, that I'm sure, he only has Belle.