You're Awesome*

This entry goes to one of my dearest friend.
These are the things I discovered after years of friendship.**

01.He is a late-night kidnapper and never asks for ransom.
02.He doesn't want to step on burial ground.
03.He is scared of hospitals, I strongly believe.
04.He is a one-day millionaire.
05.He eats a lot and denies it.
06.He is now a full-grown alcoholic.
07.He was bulimic. Yes, he was, so he said.
08.It takes 12 different versions of Papparazi before he exits the bathroom.
09.He can tell you his sex story in colored, which I really don't like hearing.
10.He had a one-week relationship with someone, which his friend, Jen, left unmoved.
11.I heard a lot of flirts he had but I haven't met any.
12.He always has a theme for every birthday he is having but none of it pursued.
13.He's favorite food is none.
14.He doesn't like beer like too much munching of appetizers won't make him fat. Duh?
15.His allowance is way bigger than a regular paying job.
16.He shopped for Gladiator sandals.. at the ladies' section. Whattup?!
17.My father's co-worker thought he was a girl at our Retro Party.
18.His waistline before was twice his age now.
19.I kidnapped him once, he paid for the whole crime.
20.You'll know it's him 2 miles aways by his laugh.
21.Now, his definition of feel-good movies are Silent Hill, Unborn, and the like.
22.We accidentally cut off SpongeBob Squarepants' legs, yes, both.
24.You can distinguish he's bitching someone by his' stare.
25.He finishes off our dinner whenever he is at our house.
26.He doesn't care if you yawn a lot in front of him as long as he still has a story to tell.
27.He will bug you at late night cramming for his presentation the next day.
28.He never ran out of jokes and stories.
29.He chooses people sometimes.
30.He is mean to others, always. With others, I mean me, and everyone else.
31.He still doesn't change his E-mail address. Move on and grow up.
32.He was once thrown in the pool with casual clothes on.
33.He accidentally touched someone's vajayjay.
34.His face felt someone's boobs. Nice.
35.My former co-worker had a crush on him.
36.He loses money, sometimes. And mobile phone, too.
37.He has an under-construction blog site. Who's to blame? Me.
38.I sleep when he starts to watch movies like Bride Wars, Shopaholic, etc.
39.He is scared of cockroaches.
40.He can't kill a spider for someone.
41.He scared his room-mate Madel a lot.
42.He has so many plans then suddenly it will not happen all, but law school.
43.He has friends from all walks of life. I'm at the Elite category. LOL
44.He was a commandant. Go ahead, laugh!
45.He makes everyone laugh.
46.He listens well. Sometimes, he acts like he is but he's thinking of something.
47.His right arm is my punching bag whilst his driving. He doesn't like it but who cares?
48.I can't wait to see him in his brother's wedding.
49.He always has someone to blame and acts innocent. LOL.
50.He metamorphose.(See Picture)

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. You're not getting older, you're getting better. Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Hoping that your day will be as awesome as I am. Happy Birthday,  Monsiuer Rex.

*Well, i'm giving you this day to be awesome. Tomorrow, it's me again.
** 23. His age.

True Story.

Téléréalité

Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother watches even more reality TV than I do!

Here's his reality signoff speech:

You are the weakest link, goodbye [The Weakest Link].
Punchy, the tribe has spoken [Survivor].
Please pack up your knives and go [Top Chef].
Your work of art didn't work for us [Work of Art].
Your time's up [Flavor of Love].
I have to ask you to leave the mansion [Beauty and the Geek].
You must leave the chateau [Joe Millionaire].
Your tour ends here [Rock of Love].
You've been chopped [Chopped].
You've been evicted from the Big Brother house [Big Brother].
Your dessert just didn't measure up [Top Chef: Just Desserts].
Sashay away [Ru Paul's Drag Race].
Give me your jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen [Hell's Kitchen].
I'm sorry, you did not get a rose [The Bachelor].
You have been eliminated from the race [The Amazing Race].
You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model [ANTM].
You're fired [The Apprentice].
Auf Wiedersehen [Project Runway].

Watch HIMYM, Season 6 Episode 9 on Monday, 8PM, on ETC to see/hear what I'm talking about.

Une Histoire Vraie.

Really?

Click --> Photo of me taking a sh*t.

Wiz or Vamp?

Do you ever want to be a wizard like Harry Potter or you just adore him like every High School girls out there? Do you want to own a wand and think you’re fairy godmother? Do you want to learn to cast magical spells like Avada Kedavra (a killing spell), Crucio (Excruciating Curse), and the most used spell, Expelliarmus, and think you’re so powerful and tough? Do you ever want to be that kind of boy, who grew up so fast if you watch the movie continuously? You invented your version of Quidditch and didn’t mention Voldemort to your playmates and use “He who must not be named”. You own John Lennon eyeglasses. When asked about your school, you say you go to Griffindor. Do you want to be a normal boy who’s qualities most people admire? I actually watched all of the Harry Potter movies but I’m not a big fan of it that I have to make it my desktop wallpaper or make a scrapbook of memorabilia. I like the movie for its effects and script. And, if Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid.

On the other hand, there’s Edward from Twilight. Do you want to be a vampire? Do you want to possess superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, and be inhumanly beautiful? Do you want to read other people’s mind? Do you want to be mysterious? Do you adore his lean but muscular body? Do you want to have a body like that? Do you ever want to have ice-cold pale skin like a polar bear?  Do you now own golden brown contact lenses? You now believe that modern vampires can go out in the sun. Do you love Edward that you own collectibles of him? When asked about your age, you answer 17 for quite a while. Do you really like to be a vampire that you choose not to sleep for a week? Well, me, No! I’m not a big fan of it too, but I watched all three at the movie house. Look, Edward is a vampire, and like any other vampires, his heart cannot beat or pump, he doesn’t have blood in his veins ergo he can’t have an erection. Do I want that? Do you? I liked the movie but it didn’t come to the point that I have bite someone’s neck and pretend I drink blood. I like the movie for its love story.

Anyway, it doesn't matter how ripped, big, mysterious or mean you can make yourself look. No one can look badass waving a wand or glistening in the sun.

Agave Contact Solutions

I miss Agave Mexican Cantina.

Let's do it again, people.

So, to heal my craving, I made my own version, from tortilla to the garlic sauce.

Here, drool and enjoy.

True Story.

Dutdutan

Salute, again, to my friend, Dawn.

Angas mo! Inom na ulit!

Dawn Marie Agudo - Dutdutan 2010

True Story.

None taken

Why do people say "No offense." after they offended someone? and the usual response is, "None taken." or "Ok lang, Ano ka ba?"

For me, next time I encounter such.

I'll reply with, "No! I'm hurt!"

Then, the person will answer, "Oh, I'm sorry."

I'll respond again with, "It's alright, Apology accepted."

With that, s/he will know that I was hurt.
Actually, I just want to make a conversation.


This will be a true story.